Granny, their ex's name, Hitler: 17 tattoos you don't want to see on a one-night stand

GETTING it on with a hot stranger only to be faced with their dead grandma staring back at you? Here are some more tats guaranteed to put you off your stroke.

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Same old twats enter Tory leadership race

THE same old twats who sullied the last few Conservative leadership races are once again entering this one.

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