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Grown man still refers to genitals as 'Mr Winky'

A WOMAN is exasperated by her husband’s continued use of childish slang to refer to his genitals, despite being a 41-year-old chartered accountant. 

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How to fast-track your way to being a cycling knobhead

WITH sales of bikes and the ridiculous paraphernalia that comes with them at a record high, here’s how to become an absolute knob about your new cycling obsession:

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