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Has something changed between us? By a pack of 20 Marlboro

YES, I’ve gone up to £16.75, but something else has changed. We used to be so happy together – practically inseparable. Now you’re so distant, and I can’t understand why.

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'Cuck' and other phrases that show your boyfriend's spending too much time on Reddit

HAS your boyfriend started talking oddly after spending too long on Reddit talking to male arseholes? If he uses these terms, it may be time for a relationship rethink.

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