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Healthiest relationships based on agreeing the same people are twats

AGREEING with your partner on who the massive bellends is the best foundation of a healthy, long-lasting relationship.

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Man only became a father so he could play with Lego

A FATHER-OF-TWO has admitted he only had children so he could play with Lego as an adult. 

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