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'How did you get that scar?': A guide for bullshitters

TRYING to impress a woman? Has she noticed a minor scar on your otherwise, you believe, unblemished body? These lies should get her into bed: 

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Man blames erectile dysfunction on 20mph speed limit

A MAN has told his wife he can no longer sustain an erection because of a prolonged period of driving below 20mph. 

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