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How do you rate in your girlfriend's shag league table?

YOUR girlfriend kindly pretends you are good in bed, but where do you really stand in her league table of lust? Find out: 

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Man hopeful girlfriend's French evening class will make her horny

A MAN whose girlfriend is taking evening classes in French is confident learning seductive new verbs will put her in the mood for sex. 

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