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'How long has it been now?' and other thoughts women have during cunnilingus

BLESS him for trying, but cunnilingus can drag on with no end in sight. Here is what’s running through a woman’s mind when the dreaded erotic situation occurs.

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Rayner to enter race riding Streeting like he's a pig

ANGELA Rayner is to make a dramatic entry into the Labour leadership race riding Wes Streeting as if he is a pig mount.

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