How to change the subject if someone starts talking about their feelings

DID you just ask someone how they’re feeling and now they’re actually telling you? Quash the conversation sharpish with these tips:

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Cat announces plans to shit all over everyone's gardens this weekend

A CAT has confirmed that it will do its utmost to shit exactly where you plan to tread in your front and back garden.

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