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How to contain your glee at hearing your ex has been dumped

BREAK-UPS are sad, traumatic events, unless it’s your ex who’s just been dumped. However it’s best to hide your overwhelming joy at the news, so try these tips.

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Sue Gray earns £63,000 more than Starmer gets in freebies

THE prime minister’s chief of staff earns a shocking £63,000 per annum more than he is receiving in declared gifts, it has emerged.

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