How to cope when you're still single and George Osborne is married

STILL on the shelf while George Osborne, of all the wankers, is happily married? Lie to yourself that this doesn’t reflect badly on you:

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Young woman thinks older male colleague is 'being nice'

A 23-YEAR-OLD woman believes that her 40-year-old male colleague who is acting as a friend and mentor is acting out of simple kindness. 

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