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How to explain being in lingerie if he's not interested

OPENED the door in stockings and suspenders, only for him to shoulder past asking which cupboard the crisps are in? Use these excuses for why you’re in a lacy set: 

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I've been unemployed for 22 years, but now I get to beat the hosepipe ban it's finally paying off

By professional jobseeker Tom Logan, aged 44

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