Subscribe

How to f**k up tasks spectacularly so your partner has to do them

DOES your partner keep unfairly expecting you to share tasks equally? Here’s how to get them so horribly wrong they will be forced to take over indefinitely.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Five porn star names men will pretend not to recognise

TALKING to a man? Drop the names of these porn stars into conversation and watch him feign ignorance about their identity.

Checking article access…

Next story ›