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How to f**k up your teacher's lesson about gender and sexuality: A pupil's guide

PUPILS at a school in East Sussex have discovered that hassling the teacher about transgender issues is more fun than work. Here’s how to bring any sex ed lesson to a standstill.

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Six perfect career paths for colossal perverts

ARE you a massive sexual pervert? These careers will give you ample opportunity to indulge your seedy tastes under the guise of professionalism.

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