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How to give your girlfriend the best day before dumping her

LIKE a beloved family pet being put down, before parting with one’s girlfriend she must be given one last wonderful day. Follow this schedule: 

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How to stop your partner from playing phone games for five f**king minutes

ALRIGHT, you’re not that fascinating, but your company is less predictable than the 10,000th hour of Tank Wars. Get that phone down with these techniques: 

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