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How to have an affair if you're not sure how to get started

SURE, the consequences of an affair can be bad, but loads of people seem to be doing it and you’ve got a bad case of FOMO. Here is a beginner’s guide if you’re naturally the monogamous type.

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'Not everyone at Durham is a wanker': Supportive things to say to teenagers getting their A-level results

IS a teenage friend or family member getting their A-level results today? It’s a stressful and emotional time, so show some sensitivity when you talk to them. Like this…

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