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How to have sex when you're staying at your in-laws

THERE’S nothing guaranteed to complicate your sex life more than a weekend with your partner’s mum and dad. Here’s how to navigate this social and sexual minefield.

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'On the positive side I got a lovely new girlfriend,' Hancock tells Covid inquiry

MATT Hancock has said he understands the ‘negative consequences’ of the pandemic but, on the plus side, he got to have sex with an attractive woman.

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