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How to judge your shag by the posters in their flat

IF you’re about to shag someone you’ve just met, you can at least try to work out what they’re like from their posters and prints. Here’s what you can deduce from their ‘art’.

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P Diddy's guide to hosting a sexually depraved garden party

ORGANISING a garden party raises many questions. Finger food or a barbecue? How much wine should I buy? Should I chill the Rohypnol? Luckily renowned party host Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is here to advise.

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