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How to keep your man interested by treating him like shit, by a plumber

YOU know who gets texts from blokes, ignores them and it only makes them want me more? Me over here, a licensed plumber. Need him hungry for you, girls? Do this: 

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'Must thrive in a fast-paced hardline Islamic environment': The LinkedIn advert for security chief of Iran

A SENIOR position has become vacant within the Iranian government, which may be a lateral move but would look excellent on your CV. Here’s the listing: 

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