How to make sure you beat your best friend at finding romance

ARE you in a codependent female friendship and worried about which of you will meet someone first? Here are some ways to make sure you ‘win’.

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Toilet paper shortages so bad woman may have to take dump at work

A WOMAN has acknowledged that toilet paper shortages could force her to take the unprecedented step of having a shit at work.

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