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How to make up the perfect unfalsifiable holiday romance: a guide for teenagers

AGED 14-18? Went on holiday with your parents? Planning to invent a wonderful romance with an incredible but untraceable girl or boy? Follow these rules:

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Candle shops, the cosmetics aisle, and the other locations where time ceases to pass for boyfriends

SCIENTISTS say time only slows when you approach light-speed but any man who has accompanied their girlfriend to Superdrug will disagree. Here are more locations where time stands still for boyfriends:

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