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How to put on a good show celebrating a wedding that will last three years maximum

WISHING you both a lifetime of happiness! Once you’re both past this mistake. Put a convincing tear in your eye for nuptials with a short shelf-life by following these tips: 

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We ask you: how are you going to get in on Bill Gates's $200 billion giveaway?

BILL Gates is giving away 99 per cent of his $200 billion fortune over the next 20 years, but how are you going to claim your share? 

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