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How to show your friend that, underneath it all, you really do hate her

FEMALE friendships endure for years through arguments, estrangements and falsity, kept going on a bedrock of mutual loathing. This is how to show her you genuinely hate her guts: 

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We ask you: Will you ever be as good at wearing underpants as David Beckham?

DAVID Beckham is reminding the world of the extraordinary talent that made him a household name by wearing underpants again. Could you ever equal him? 

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