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How to win the pretty lady's heart by staring: A guide for creepy men

SHE is so lovely and she has captured your soul. But as you’ve never exchanged a single word, how to tell her? Would staring like a pervert do it? Let’s hope so: 

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12 minor ways Trump deviates from the life and teachings of Jesus

TRUMP has deleted an AI image of himself as Jesus, after belatedly realising there are a few minor differences between himself and the Messiah. As follows: 

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