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Husband sues wife for disastrous lockdown haircut

A HUSBAND is suing his wife for breach of contract and personal injury after she gave him a calamitous haircut during lockdown.

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'Don't take this the wrong way' and four other phrases from people about to insult you

SOME people think that by saying an apologetic phrase first they can tell you you’ve got shit hair. If you hear any of these phrases, you know you’re about to be insulted.

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