Husband thinks himself a 'modern man' for wiping own piss from toilet seat

A MAN who sometimes remembers to wipe down the toilet seat after inaccurately urinating now considers himself an ideal husband.

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Children believe themselves to be fun

CHILDREN believe themselves, their conversation and their games to be fun for adults, a shocked parent has discovered. 

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