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Husband who says 'We're pregnant' forgetting whose genitals babies come out of

A MAN declaring ‘We’re pregnant’ to family and friends appears to have forgotten that his wife is the person who will actually push the baby out through her genitals.

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You would look so much more beautiful with make-up, woman tells man on date

A WOMAN has told her date that he could look so much better if he just put on a little make-up. 

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