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I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am

CUDDLING all night without it turning sexual was a blissful way to spend time together, a man who frantically masturbated at 3am has told a new girlfriend. 

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That reminds me of a story about me, says dickhead friend

AN irritating friend has once again steered a group’s conversation towards an anecdote all about himself.

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