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Impossible for women to be bad at sex, men confirm gratefully

BEING bad at sex is not something women are capable of, legions of appreciative men have confirmed.

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16 minor annoyances that mean you must vote Tory

PARKING apps! Those silver canisters you see in gutters. Noisy hen parties! Here are the 16 minor annoyances which must add up to a Conservative landslide:

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