'It's very jazzy': A phrasebook for the perfect backhanded compliment

WANT to undermine someone’s self-worth, while still sounding like a nice person? Try these phrases:

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Wearing a university sweatshirt, and other ways to announce you’re not as smart as you think you are

WANT to brag about your intelligence while showing actual smart people your true idiocy? Try one of these failsafe ways:

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