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'I've got a cool name for my wanting loads of sex'

THINK my condition, that of wanting no-strings-attached sex with multiple women, is no more than selfish, objectifying lust? Wait until you hear the cool name I’ve given it. 

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Man torn between spending evening with wife or watching something decent

A MAN is facing the tough choice between spending the evening in the company of his wife, who he loves dearly, or watching something other than total shit. 

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