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'I've taken a lover' and other ways to make your situationship sound better than it is

GOT yet another partner who isn’t sure what they want only that it definitely isn’t a lifetime with you? Never mind, there are ways to make your situationship sound more glamorous than it is.

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Couple romantically stab giant orange gourd together

A COUPLE seeking a romantic autumnal activity have chosen to mutually hack apart a huge, slimy squash.

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