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Jack and Rose of Titanic, and other cinematic couples who wouldn't have stayed together

SHE liked diamonds and Picasso paintings. He slept under bridges and sketched caricatures for cash. It was a holiday romance with an unfortunate iceberg, and these wouldn’t last either: 

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How Labour will inevitably ruin its summer of sex

THE government wants the whole of Britain to enjoy a summer of sex because an MP is bringing dildos to Parliament. They will under-deliver on this erotic promise: 

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