Joining a cult, and other last ditch solutions if you can't find love

YET to find your soulmate? Worried you might be single forever? Never fear, here are five easy solutions to your problem:

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We won’t give them phones, and other ways new parents delude themselves

ALL expecting parents start out with good intentions, which rapidly fall apart once the kid arrives. Say goodbye to these plans:

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