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'Lack of vibes' considered genuine excuse to end date by both parties

INTERNET language designed to help fearful Gen Zers to avoid voicing opinions is now considered valid for ending romantic relationships. 

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Southend, Grimsby and other areas that simply cannot be gentrified

GENTRIFICATION can seem, at times, inevitable and inescapable. An area is happily shit until Negroni-sipping twats in Foxtons minis turn up. But it will never happen here: 

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