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Lazy middle-aged divorcees getting back together with childhood sweethearts

MIDDLE-AGED divorcees who cannot be bothered making the basic effort to date are getting back together with their teenage sweethearts instead.

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'What would you recommend?' Middle-class questions to never ask in Wetherspoons

FOUND yourself in a Wetherspoons despite being middle-class? Avoid these questions if you do not want to blow your cover.

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