Life-ruining heartbreak referred to as 'my then girlfriend'

31st January 2024

A MAN respectfully refers to the devastating heartbreak which sent his life spiralling into a black despair from which it may never recover as his ‘then girlfriend’.

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How to chat up birds: dating advice from a scaffolder

30th January 2024

OI! MATE! Yeah you, across the street. Having trouble meeting birds? Sad bastard. Here’s how to tell her you’re emotionally available by shouting from three storeys up: