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Lovely husband comes back with sodding extra light flow tampons

A CARING, thoughtful husband has come back from the shops with a box of tampons that would barely work for a minor nosebleed. 

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Salads: Myth vs reality

THE actual summer, with the sun and its heat, is nearly here which means delicious, healthy salads – or so Big Salad wants you to believe. This is the unpalatable truth.

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