Man accepts that wife losing favourite top is his fault 

A HUSBAND has accepted full blame for his wife losing her favourite top, he has confirmed. 

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Child wondering how sh*t a drawing has to be to stay off the fridge

A THREE-YEAR-OLD is wondering how poor her artwork has to be for her parents not to display it on the fridge. 

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