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Man asks woman's cat for permission to marry

A MAN has wisely asked his girlfriend’s cat for permission to marry her.

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Carol Kirkwood: 'From now on, weather won't affect me'

RETIRING BBC presenter Carol Kirkwood has announced that after 28 years of weather, she and it are no longer involved in any way.

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