Man assures wife he would only cheat with someone he really, really fancied

A HUSBAND has reassured his wife that he would only be unfaithful to her with someone extremely attractive. 

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'And if you could just forget that we tried to abolish that tax rate in the first place, thanks'

THE Conservatives have U-turned on abolishing the 45p tax rate on condition that all voters forget about it as if it never happened. 

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