Man can't understand why girlfriend's electric toothbrush runs out of charge so much faster than his

A MAN has admitted he is perplexed as to why his girlfriend’s electric toothbrush is always on charge.

Checking article access…

Twat can't go five minutes without mentioning how close we are to Christmas

A WANKER with nothing better to do is unable not to inform you how many days there are left until 25th December.

Checking article access…

Next story ›