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Man carefully positions bookcase in background of dick pic

A MAN who is hoping women will see him for the intellectual he is has put a well-stocked bookshelf in the dick pics he sends them. 

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Rishi Sunak's guide to getting an NHS GP appointment

IGNORE my millions everyone, because I’m just like you guys and definitely use the NHS all the time. Here’s my step-by-step guide to getting a GP appointment.

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