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Man confused as sex drags on to tenth minute

A MAN cannot understand what is happening as his latest bout of sexual intercourse extends into its tenth minute.

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William still thinks he'll get to be king

THE Prince of Wales is watching events within his close family play out while still believing he will become King William V one day.

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