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Man debating how long to wait after sex before telling woman she's not his type

A MAN is wondering how long he should wait after sex before telling a woman he does not feel a romantic attraction. 

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'Charles III, King of Scotland' and everything that's wrong with that idea

SOME ungrateful Scottish peasants did not welcome Charles as their king yesterday, and it’s not entirely surprising. Here are the glaring problems of the whole daft idea in the year 2023.

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