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Man discovers women's profiles on dating apps have bios

A MAN was astonished to find that women’s profiles on dating apps contain useful information about them once you scroll past the first photo.

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Ethnic minority man who shortened his name immediately beloved by gammons

A MEMBER of an ethnic minority who bastardised his name into a single, easy-to-pronounce syllable has been lifted into the air by his gammon colleagues.

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