Man enters day four of cunnilingus

A BOYFRIEND is embarking on his fourth day of performing cunnilingus on a partner who believes she is almost there. 

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Real business of meeting completed in the last fifteen seconds

ATTENDEES at a business meeting have confirmed all the actual decisions were made in the final fifteen seconds before everyone stood up to leave. 

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