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Man fails to realise girlfriend has continued conversation long after he left room

A MAN did not notice his girlfriend was keeping a conversation going even though he was not physically present.

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The gobshite's guide to surviving a wildfire

UNSURE what you’d do if caught in a wildfire? Don’t worry – loudmouthed know-it-all Martin Bishop explains how he’d expertly cope from the comfort of a bar stool.

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