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Man guarantees sex will never happen again by calling it 'totes amazeballs'

A MAN has guaranteed that sex is over forever by describing his latest experience as ‘totes amazeballs’.

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Racists upset by nasty tolerant people

EVERYONE is being really nasty to racists at the moment and should be more bigoted, racists believe.

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