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Man in new relationship does all his farts in the park

A MAN in a four-month-old relationship is still breaking wind in the local park.

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Are you watching Bodyguard or is there something wrong with you?

EVERYONE is glued to sexy thriller Bodyguard, episode five of which is shown tonight on BBC1, but what about those few malcontents and weirdos who are not watching it?

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