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Man in record 32 friendzones

A MAN is simultaneously in the friendzone of 32 different women, they have confirmed.

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Completing a ski season: qualifications to prove you're a professional twat

BEING an amateur twat is easy, but if you want to go professional you need a host of qualifications, like these:

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